I’m pretty sure October lasted like three days.
and i’m pretty sure november has been 3 years.
idk about september i slept through most of it
are you green day
Arent we all green day
and in that moment i swear we were all green day
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
(via keepyour-mind-wideopen)
mk, my 18 year old sister is in my bed.
she picks up my bra, puts it over her mouth and starts saying ‘hey abby i look like bane from the dark knight’.
she then proceeds to roll around with my bra over her face yelling in a european voice ‘BATMAN ONE MUST SACRIFICE THEMSELVES AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU’
‘ABBY WHAT ARE YOU TYPING IF I FIND OUT IT WILL BE VERY UNPLEASANT FOR YOU’
help
when you feel so inadequate and retarded compared to the person you like.
(Source: fuckyeahpsychedelics, via drugsontoast)
(Source: khenti-renaissance, via drugsontoast)
..so glad thats over, I just really want to go home now.
I hate it when people mess with your ‘love life’, even if its a joke..
