November 2012
1 post
musicallysarcastic:
look-batman-adog:
thatqueermusickid:
sherlockisthenight:
1800chokethath0e:
catsandcobblestones:
I’m pretty sure October lasted like three days.
and i’m pretty sure november has been 3 years.
idk about september i slept through most of it
are you green day
Arent we all green day
and in that moment i swear we were all green day
August 2012
14 posts
mk, my 18 year old sister is in my bed. she picks up my bra, puts it over her mouth and starts saying ‘hey abby i look like bane from the dark knight’. she then proceeds to roll around with my bra over her face yelling in a european voice ‘BATMAN ONE MUST SACRIFICE THEMSELVES AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU’ ‘ABBY WHAT ARE YOU TYPING IF I FIND OUT IT WILL BE VERY UNPLEASANT...
plot twist: things went the way i wanted them to go
..so glad thats over, I just really want to go home now.
2 tags
I hate it when people mess with your ‘love life’, even if its a joke..
kissmeintheraindarling:
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
July 2012
69 posts
kateisabellerose:
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.
I NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE A LOVESTRUCK LITTLE GIRL BUT I CANT WHAT IS HAPPENING
tltty:
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
1 tag
oh my god what is wrong with me, wasted my chance
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
too late ug
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
*likes someone*
*thinks I have a chance*
*remembers what I look like*
*laughs*
*kills self*
oh my god this is so hard, why do i always choose the wrong people why
okay confession must get this off my chest. so when I was like 12 i saw that episode of futurama where fry goes into the future and his dog waits for him to come back to the pizza shop for years until he dies and oh my god i cried like a baby like how can this 30 minute COMEDY make me cry and force me into a post-depressive state for days.
